Star Awards 2011

Star Awards 2011

Fann Wong's been abducted by some sort of demonic Willy Wonka hobo … Oh, it's just Christopher Lee who, we're guessing, is off his meds despite doctor's orders. Liking the addition of the leather jacket on Fann, but that Dolce & Gabbana dress needs to be just a tad longer to hit the right taste level. Zoe Tay is commited to saving the environment, refusing to let her orange bed ruffle go to waste - or her waist, seeing as she chose to accentuate her shins instead. The fact that Chen Liping is the better-dressed is further proof that the world is ending.



Xiang Yun is 50 and boobtastic in Francis Cheong. Lin Meijiao actually pulls off this pink shock of something despite her crazy make-up. Pan Ling Ling chanels old Hollywood glamour and nail it. Well, almost. That dress is pure Viagra - but those sexless shoes are a double dose of Valium. We could make a fish-out-of-water joke about Cynthia Koh's bizarre frock, but that would just be mean. And Ann Kok stays young by dressing as a 13-year-old.



Last year, Rui En came dressed as Marlene Dietrich and Qi Yuwu came dressed as a mango. This year, they are impeccably elegant and gorgeous in Hermes and Alfred Dunhill respectively. If they weren't wearing their patented non-smiles, we might not have recognised them at all.



Pornsak's wearing a suit made of wallpaper and Vivian Lai's in a flapper dress made with metallic post-its. After the show, the two rolled up the carpet and made lederhosens for the Von Trapp children.



Joanne Peh's Ashley Isham dress was custom-made for her - apparently by stitching parts from three different dresses together and throwing the switch. It's alive! It's alive!!! Shaun Chen must have overslept - the only plausible reason someone would show up in pyjama pants and bedroom slippers.



Dai Yang Tian (above left) was upholstered by Lanvin.Terence Cao didn't get dressed in the dark. He was abducted by aliens, brought to a far-off galaxy, imprisoned in an intergalactic chamber of pain, probed most inappropriately, and was returned to Earth, where he was dressed by a stylist - in the dark.

Star Awards 2011